Idealogian

Why I Shouldn't Become a Doctor

Apparently, my blog is the first result for a Google search for "medical tip of the day".

Just in case anyone out there was considering relying on my medical advice, this recent conversation should dissuade you:

[G is pregnant with twins, due soon]

G: I'll probably have a C-section, because one of them is breech and the other is transverse.

N: What does that mean?

G: Breech means that it's feet-down, instead of head-down. Transverse means that it's lying across, horizontally.

D: Is there any way to turn them around - get them both head-down?

G: Some people say acupuncture works.

Me: Ah, forget that. Save yourself time and money - a few good cartwheels should set them right.