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Disclaimer

It's common within financial companies to include disclaimers at the end of e-mails, stating that any information contained therein is not to be taken as any sort of guarantee or official opinion. But when those disclaimers are automatically appended to every single e-mail a person sends, one can arrive at the following absurdity:

From: [a salesperson in my company]
To: [my team]
Subject: RE: New product cash trade

THANK YOU

Disclaimer:
This material has been prepared specifically for you by the Fixed Income or Trading/Sales Department and is not the product of Fixed Income or Research. We are not soliciting any action based upon this material. Opinions expressed are our present opinions only. The material is based upon information which we consider reliable, but we do not represent that it is accurate or complete, and it should not be relied upon as such. Certain transactions, including those involving futures, options and high yield securities, give rise to substantial risk and are not suitable for all investors. We, or persons involved in the preparation or issuance of this material, may from time to time, have long or short positions in, and buy or sell, the securities, futures, options or other instruments and investments identical with or related to those mentioned herein. [Company Name] does not provide accounting, tax or legal advice; such matters should be discussed with your advisors and or counsel. In addition, we mutually agree that, subject to applicable law, you may disclose any and all aspects of this material that are necessary to support any U.S. federal income tax benefits, without [Company Name] imposing any limitation of any kind. This material has been issued by [Company Name] and has been approved by [Company Name] International, which is authorised and regulated by The Financial Services Authority, in connection with its distribution in the United Kingdom and by [Company Name] Canada in connection with its distribution in Canada. Further information on any of the securities, futures or options mentioned in this material may be obtained upon request.