Idealogian

Invisible Man

The guy standing in front of me in line at El Al security, on his cell phone:

"Keneina horo, it's hard to find on this flight someone without a black hat."

I guess he didn't notice the person standing right behind him (i.e., me). Or any of the other frum, non-Chassidishe people on line. Or any of the non-frum or non-Jewish people on line. Or any of the women. If we ignore all of those, however, I'd have to say he was quite right.