Idealogian

The Bachelor?

As I've mentioned previously, the co-worker of mine who will soon be getting married for the fourth time to the same woman is having a bachelor party tonight. I told some friends about this over lunch:

M: Are you going?

Me: No - not quite my thing. The last one they had, they ended up at a, well, a place that I would never go to.

R: If he wants to keep it tame, he could just bring his wife along.

Me: I'm not sure he wants to keep it tame.

M: And besides, you can't have a bachelor party with your wife there.

Me: Umm... You can't have a bachelor party if you have a wife!