Idealogian

For Man Is As A Tree Of the Field

S: It's not just me - all guys gain a little weight when they get married.

E: How much did you gain?

S: About fifteen pounds. And I've been married for three years, so that's only five pounds a year. Not too bad.

B [pointing at S's belly, and leaning in as if to examine it]: See, you can tell by the growth rings around his stomach that he's been married for around three years.