March 24, 2004

He-Man

J: So every superhero has some superpower, right? But what about He-Man? What was his power? Sure, he was strong, but he was pretty built even when he was only Adam.

D: I think the only thing that changed was his outfit.

J: So that's what, like, the power to suddenly become naked?

M: I think Janet Jackson has that, too.

L: "By the power of Grayskull... I have the p-- Oh, dang! Another wardrobe malfunction!"

Posted March 24, 2004 1:51 PM