Idealogian

Weather "Forecast"

The AccuWeather "Local Forecast" on my Palm this morning:

Today
A shower cannot be ruled out in the morning; times of clouds and sun

And the rest of the 5-Day Forecast:

Tuesday
Umm, sunny, maybe. No, wait, cloudy. OK, mostly sunny... with a slight chance of hail?

Wednesday
Hey, your guess is as good as mine.

Thursday
What do I look like, a prophet?! How am I supposed to know?

Friday
C'mon, gimme a break. Just look out a window or something.